relatives: HERE, EAT, EAT, EAT! PLENTY OF FOOD! NO, DON'T BE SHY, JUST EAT!!! YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR SECONDS BUT I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU THIRDS.
relatives: you know you're getting pretty fat, you should cut down on your food

Me come back from anywhere: straight to computer

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

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starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

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